Int. Barbershop Day

[Intro]
Will Smith is canceled
Oh, you can't cancel no icon
Boy, please
He walk around like he all invincible or somebody
Uh-uh, don't be messing with Will
He the Fresh Prince

[Chorus]
Who the fuck Will Smith think he is?
And that boy damn crazy how he raising them kids (What?)
No, he isn't
Yes, he is
No, he isn't
Yes, he is
And I ain't never gon' forgive him for that shit he did (Boy, bye)

[Verse]
I mean, Will Smith used to be cool
He still the shit, he can fit your whole house in his pool
I don't know, I mean, he rich, but he ain't rich rich
Boy, please, I don't even remember the last flick he did
You don't remember Aladdin? What about Men in Black? (Yeah)
I know your bad ass watched Bad Boys, I know you remember that (Plus the soundtrack)
I heard he down bad, I heard he won the Oscar, but he had to give it back
And you know they only made him do that shit because he's Black
He don't need it, he the first to win a Grammy for rap
That's a fact
He put all the Philly on his back
Bottom line, y'all, Will Smith is whack
I mean, he rich, funny, and sexy too
You wish you had a Jada Pinkett next to you
Him and Jada both crazy, girl, what you talking 'bout?
You better keep his wife's name out of your mouth
You're talking ****, but if he came right now
You'd be like, "Come in, Mr. Smith, would you please sit down?"
Hell nah, I'd be like, "Come get a fade
'Cause all your haircuts I seen on the big screen been lame"
One thing's for sure, you can't call him lazy
I ain't tryna call him lazy, I'm callin' the nigga crazy
One classic album, what that make him? Jay-Z?
Jay-Z plus movies and TV
Look, he's still the goat, Bad Boys came in first
I don't like his damn music, that nigga don't fucking curse
He gon' drop a new record like we all gon' forget
He need to take another year and untangle some shit (Oh, my God)

[Chorus]
Who the fuck Will think he is?
He only still relevant because of his kids (Shut up)
No, he isn't
Yes, he is
No, he isn't
Yes, he is (Man)
And I ain't never gon' forgive him for that shit he did

[Outro]
Uh-oh
Oh, shit, they need me in the back
Come in, Mrs. Smith, would you like to sit down?