Instaships

Verse 1
Ooooh wehhh bout to have some fun today
Oh ya once upon time before I got serious about writing rhymes
There was thicc shawty four c's nice lips and some pretty nice double d’s
She had a butt so big it filled my thoughts and made me loose while the big man downstairs let go of some juice
She was a year above me she was fly ain't no lie that's why she bugging
I see her in the school on the campus that booty was calling my name like a megaphone transforming my mind giving deceptive thoughts decepticon Megatron maybe that’s why she looked like Nicki and maybe her body was seductive cause she always caused erections in the true northern direction
But you know what there's never been a girl on this earth you ain't have to fight for
So I'm steady creeping wet dreaming sex sleeping insta post peeping then I hear she got a boyfriend and I start weeping
I said hell no nigga why you gotta do me like that I was gonna make the baddie bleed from the forbidden fruit like a softie pad with the uterus juice
Man I was a perv tryna smell her perfume when she passed by think it was au de la herv I didn't care I just wanted to eat her like a French ourderv
Verse 2
So I stop the waiting I hit her up on Instagram ask about her man said she kicked him to the curb
I was like yes now I can leave my legacy on ya sonagram oops 😬
Then she like what and I try and front but she heard all I had to say was my birthday since you know big daddy has two meanings
She said Big Daddy you were born on the second that's how long you gonna last if you spent a night with me
I said hmmm let's put that to the test shall we
And begin all the pervy messages and presents
And when she thought her man and her had no future she always looked to the present I could never be her past
Verse 3
Suddenly my mental shook my suribral had done something illegal I had rational thought and realized what I was doing was evil
I hit her up but before I said anything she sent a pic let's just say I learnt a lot about her body down to the smallest pimple I was turning into the darkness and her booty became the indicator symbol
We nearly got freaky until I stopped the sharades before it turned into action let’s say I was ready to start beating on the shawty like Spider-Man beating the villains in Manhattan
Then it stopped I turnt into Moses and slid the DMs with a holy commandent don’t do anything funny with girls that's like playing with a loaded choppa or a magnum
So I start chatting up my old lover I’m finally happy
Then a text roll in it's the old girl she said I miss you baby sent me a pic of her naked and said come bust up my little fruit apple like appy or you could grapo me and a friend we make this a bit grappy

Damn here we go again 💆🏾‍♂️😂
Chorus
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