Instant Weight Loss

[Verse 1]
Don't play that riff
Don't play that riff
Don't play that riff
That takes me back
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[Verse 2]
There was this girl
Black hair, so what
She called me "Fats"
But in one night
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[Chorus 1]
One night, one steamy night
I'd lose a kilo each hour
In ten nights, ten steamy nights
And figure a kilo an hour
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[Verse 3]
Then came this guy
Some foreign name
Had chubby hands
Wore lots of chains
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[Chorus 2]
That's it
What's done is done
Erase the past if you can
With ice cream, with coconut pie
In less than a week I'd undone
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[Verse 4]
Don't play that riff
She sang that riff
All through the night
It's coming back
I've gained an ounce
I've gained a pound
Another pound
I've gained a ton

[Verse 5]
So last July
This girl pulls up
Blonde hair, so what
She says "Hey Fats"
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[Outro]
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