Inspector Gadget

[Verse 1]
His bag of tricks would confuse 007
Two mobile phones is his idea of heaven
He thinks he's cool when his pager plays Elvis
Life would be hell without Duracells

[Pre-Chorus]
Here he comes, Inspector Gadget
Here he comes again, can't kick the habit

[Verse 2]
But we can't talk 'cause we know that he's listening
We can't slip-up 'cause we know he won't miss a thing
Know for a fact he wants in on the act

[Pre-Chorus]
Here he comes, Inspector Gadget
Here he comes again, can't kick the habit
Here he comes, Inspector Gadget (hello?)

[Chorus]
Everything that he does nearly drives us insane
Everything that he says end up sounding the same

[Post-Chorus]
Inspector Gadget, can't kick the habit

[Verse 3]
Phone rings at six and he'd wake us at seven
Checks in at eight when the plane's at eleven
He can't be late, he'd much rather wait

[Pre-Chorus]
Here he comes, Inspector Gadget
Here he comes again, can't kick the habit
Here he comes, Inspector Gadget (hello?)

[Chorus]
Everything that he does nearly drives us insane
Everything that he says end up sounding the same

[Instrumental]

[Chorus]
Everything that we do, says he's done it before
Any subject we name, says he knows the score

Everything that he does, nearly drives us insane
Everything that he says end up sounding the same

[Post-Chorus]
(Hello?)
Inspector Gadget, can't kick the habit

[Verse 4]
And in his dreams, he's a fountain of knowledge
He knows so much that he's got his own college
Think he's switched on, but he's got it wrong

[Pre-Chorus]
Here he comes, Inspector Gadget
Here he comes again, can't kick the habit
Here he comes, Inspector Gadget (hello?)
Can't kick the habit

[Outro]
(Get a life) Inspector Gadget
(Get out at night) Can't kick the habit
(Get [?]) Inspector Gadget
(You sad, sad man)

Here he comes, Inspector Gadget (get a life)
Here he comes again, can't kick the habit (get out at night)
Here he comes, Inspector Gadget (get [?])
(You sad, sad man)

Here is your score
Zero, zero, zero...