Insects

[Intro]
Well, here's a story I think I heard it sometime
Somewhere down in Spain
On the plains, where it don't rain too much
And it can get awful dry, yeah, awful dry
It can get awful dry

[Verse 1]
Well, a flea he said to the earthworm
"I sure feel like a drink
But I haven't got a clue where
I could drown these thoughts I think (oh yeah)
Drown these thoughts I think (ohh)
Drown these thoughts I think"

[Verse 2]
Well the earthworm says "here comes a spider
He might know a place wе could go"
Says the spider "Sorry fellеrs
But I'm lookin' for a place myself ya'know
Yeah, lookin' for a place myself (ooh Lord)
Lookin' for a place myself"

[Verse 3]
Then along comes this earwig
Said the spider "He might know
Say earwig, can you tell
Of a place where we could go (yeah)
A place where we could go (oh yeah)
A place where we could go"

[Verse 4]
Says the earwig "That's funny
I just met me a great big dog
An' I asked him the same question
'Cause I'm feelin' like a hog in a fog
Feelin' like a hog in a fog (ohh)
So bad like a hog in a fog"

[Bridge]
Well they searched all day, an' they looked all night
An' they hadn't found a place by the morning light
Through valley, fields, wooden plains
Over the hills an' back again
Right up to the golden gates of Kingdom Come

[Verse 5]
Then along comes this big beetle
Says the flea "You goin' some place here
Where we can get us a beer
Where we can get a beer for free (oh yeah)
We can get a beer for free
Lookin' for a beer for free"

[Verse 6]
Well, the beetle says "Oh brother
I been lying all day in the sun
An' I'd thought some light [?]
Would maybe be the one
Yeah, maybe be the one
Oh, help me wet my tongue"

[Verse 7]
Then along hops this grasshopper
Says "Guys under the leaf by the tree
It's openin' night for the horse-fly bar
Let's go an' have a look see
Let's go an' have a look see
Yeah, go have a look see"

[Verse 8]
So everybody hops and crawls over
They get under to ease their grief
When along comes a big dog
An' relieved himself on the leaf (oh)
Relieved himself on the leaf (oh Lord)
Relieved himself on the leaf

[Outro]
Well, the point of this story an' the moral of this tale
Is if you're ever in need of a jar
All you gotta do is if you're thirsty and blue
Is go down to the Cairo Bar, down to the Cairo Bar
Down to the Cairo Bar, down to the Cairo Bar (ohh)
Down to the Cairo Bar