Insane Pokémon Go Rap Song!

In the journey that we explore
Bulba, Ivy, and Venusaur
Fire commander like Charmander
Ain't nothin' that you can't beat us for

Gotta keep it really lit like I'm talkin' Charmeleon
Charizard, with the hard bars
'Cause we down with Squirtle
Then we go to war with my Wartortle

Like, gotta flow like Blastoise
Mess with me, bad choice
You're an ant to me, or somethin' like Caterpie
No need to get mad boy, Nah

We just don't get along
'Cause I go hard like a Metapod
Butterfree, 'cause I wing it dog
And you're insecure 'cause your Weedle's small

Morphin' the beat like Kakuna
Gotta Beedrill when I'm singing the instrumental
Got higher than Pidgey
Go Pidgeotto with the flow
So Pidgeot on the go
Seein' me everywhere like a Rattata
Caught a Raticate but ran outta data
Don't even care if I caught me a Spearow
Evolve it to Fearow then play it right after

Take take take a bite like I'm Ekans
Arbok with the venom
Cause so energetic like Pikachu
Shockin' the people like Raichu
Just so damn electric

Homie, you'd better not get me in a bad mood
Or I'll be diggin' yo grave like a god-damn Sandshrew
Right when I Sandslash you

I'm all like Nidoran, Nidoran, Nidorina, Nidorino
Sit in the quickest torpedo
I'm just as much as a king of the Nido
Than Nidoqueen when it be talkin' to me tho
Ain't no Clefairy tale homie, ain't no Clefable or story
I do not give any fucks like a Vulpix
I'm not gonna listen to Ninetales about how you're important

Lullaby me like a Jigglypuff and I'm snoring
Shakin' your Wigglytuff I don't give any fucks
Call me Zubat 'cause i'm up, like a Golbat in the dust

Homie you're Oddish enough
Bringin' the Gloom to all the opponents
'Cause they just so Vileplume
Y'all must be trippin' like Paras
And Parasect without the shrooms, man

These people buggin' like they Venonat
Venomoth, leave you in the dirt, like some Diglett
With them triplets, hoppin' underground, like a Dugtrio
Horde of Meowth, that's unreal
Gotta catch 'em all that's a done deal

You a Persian with the verses and the worst thing
Is bein' heard of as a damn pussycat
I don't need this app to be on the map
You can see there's no Psyduck in that

I don't ever wanna grow up
With the bills like Golduck
Jump around like a Mankey
I'm the Primeape of the family

Since my mouth is lit, feel so Growlithe
Dog you all legit
I'm all doggin' fire like an Arcanine
With a tail to Poliwag when I spit

Poliwhirl around the world
When I rap you feel the Poliwrath
So magical with the rappin' like an
Abra, Kadabra, then Alakazam then they vanish

Could you hang in the gym for the fitness?
Chances I Machop ya, I Machoke ya
I'm the Machamp of this whole shit, so ferocious
You a Bellsprout to an oak tree

Get you Weepin', here in my Victreebell
I am so Tentacool with you just takin' the L
So Tentacruel you should probably save me a seat down in hell

'Cause I'm that Geodude
Graveler rockin' the stage and the booth
Go ham like Golem all night to the mornin'
They like" oh my god, he don't ever stop"
No Ponyta, gotta Rapidash to the Pokestop
More Pokeballs and what I forgot
'Cause I don't got a lot

With Slowpoke in the gang
Yeah you Slowbro
Gotta catch up bro Magnemite
Be the one tonight
You don't know

Got a Magneton of tricks up my sleeve
Not as Farfetch'd as you might see
Doduo, then Dodrio, but now I'm solo
All just me

Seel the deal, like Dewgong
Act like a Muk then I'm not too fond
You Grimer to most and it feels so wrong
Then you best take Shellder when I drop bombs

Hide inside Cloyster
When I go Gastly with the poison
Better be scared of me like Haunter
When you gonna go ghost like a Gengar people gonna wonder

How 'bout we get rockin' like Onix
The crowd will get Drowzee if not
Hypno the people with musical tracks
Or they will be Krabby like Kingler
I am the Mr. Thunderbolt, Voltorb
Got Electrodes in this blessed flow
Exeggcute the whole competition
Like an Exeggutor at Death Row

Nothin' left but some Cubones
Marowak and that's two bones
Hitmonlee the beat then I
Hitmonchan with these hands and it's out cold

Lickitung ya bitch, I'm so sick with this
Leave you Koffing and Wheezing in the doctor's office
Rhyhorn the drop because I'm gonna Rhydon
The beat like i'm bustin' it

No Chansey in hell, that you're gonna Tangela in my hair
Don't make me hammer time, like Kangaskhan
If you Horsea around here

Seadra flow, Goldeen standard
If you end up Seaking talents
Staryu, no Starmie, 'cause ain't Mr. Mime-ing
When it comes to rappin

Slice it like the Scyther
Oh so precisely with the incisors
If you Jynx me, then I might just Electabuzz your whole life up, Magmar 'cause I'm gonna light it up

Pinsir with the bitin'
You a Tauros on the mic 'cause it's all bull when you rhymin'
You a Magikarp to performing arts
'Cause you floppin' around bein' mindless'

Stay afloat, no Gyarados
Lapras all in that H2O
Find me anywhere in the ocean 'cause
I'm stayin soaked

Everybody so bandwagon copy shit like the Ditto
Go Eevee on 'em all sorts of different
Vaporeon 'em all when I'm swimming
I Jolt the Flareon in this business

Oh my god, got a Porygon
'Cause Omanyte be an Omastar
Kabuto with the real flow, got a beat with the sick chops, Kabutops meet me in the booth now

Not as common, I'm a rare attraction
Like an Aerodactyl in a random area
Been so very long, they Snorlax'ing on me
Got some birds together and we legendary

Articuno, Zapdos, and a Moltres
So frozen on the wire might be meltin' your face

So Dratini-weenee when it comes to buildin' fanbase
And the Dragonair go all Dragonite then we party

Oh you say you love it?
Oh you do?
Well that's cool
Cause Mewtwo

I got psychic powers
'Cause I just knew, but enough about me man
Let's talk about y- Mew