(infamous)

Hi, this is Tom Brooker
I'm afraid I can't answer your call at the moment
'Cause I've probably got something better to do than sit by the phone waiting
Waiting for it to ring
So please leave a message after the tone, thanks, bye

When you finish recording, please hang up, or press the hash key for more options

Hello, mate, it's Jim
Where the hell are you?
I'm at the spot
Been here awhile now, um
Probs gonna head home
So cheers to that
Also you need to sort your voicеmail out, mate, 'cause it sucks
You suck
Bye