Indoor Soccer

[Verse 1]
Big whatever to the pussyfooting feather
Headdresses on a shroud
Massive machete, that shit is getting heavy
Though you knew me, don't know me now

[Pre-Chorus]
Don't you let down my good friends
Don't you fuck with my pals
Straight through the town
You drive around
Quit following my friends

[Chorus]
All over the secret garden
All over the secret garden
He lives in the secret garden

[Verse 2]
Jerks at work freeze kitties on their breaks
The cats meow, you hem and howl
Don't have to use a safe word
In bathrooms stalls, pedestrian malls
And psycho clinic shower heads, you use them cleverly

[Pre-Chorus]
Didn't you forget balloons on my birthday?
Why did you fuck with my self-esteem, man?
Straight through the town
You drive around
I need a line to my head-space

[Chorus]
All over the secret garden
All over the secret garden
He lives in the secret garden

[Outro]
It's not invincible, no, my darling
I'm not invincible when I fall
The tangled lore of the secret garden
I fucking hate playing indoor soccer