[Intro]
Lil Cisco:
Yeah. Damn. Damn. It's Lil Cisco, Lil Cisco
*IPhone Ringtone*
Yeah, hello?
(Ello, this is Billy Stewart from the IRS
And we need your credit card information
And a roblox gift card, okay? Okay.)
Sir is this a scam? This is a scam, get off here bro
(yeah)
I'm hanging up right now
(SIR THIS IS NOT A SCAM, NOT A SCAM, NOT A SCAM! THIS IS NOT A SCAM)
[Verse 1- Lil Cisco]
EY!
I feel like an indian scammer
(YEAH?)
I gotta work on my grammer
(OKAY!)
I'm not a rapper, I'm a dagger
(OOH!)
I feel like an indian scammer
(OOH!)
I feel like an indian scammer
(ELLO?)
I gotta work on my grammer
(EY!)
I'm not a rapper, I'm a dagger
(OKAY!)
I feel like an indian scammer
(YEAH!)
[Verse 2- Lil Cisco]
EY!
I got gucci on my banner
(YEAH!)
No, I'm not an indian scammer
(OKAY!)
I pick up the phone, she don't answer
(YEAH!)
Stop tryna act like a gangster
(OOH!)
I'm on this track, so cancer
(YUH!)
I cannot rap any faster
Boy you tryna act like a gangster
But you look like a hamster from
Alabamster
(EW!)
Yuh, aye
I'm on this track, so cancer
(OOH!)
Yuh, aye
I feel like an indian scammer
(YUH!)
I got gucci on my banner
Ooh
(OKAY!)
I cannot rap any faster
Ooh
(YEAH!)
Stop tryna act like a gangster
(OOH!)
You look like a hamster
Aye, yuh
(YEAH!)
I gotta work on my grammer
Boy, I feel like an indian scammer
(OKAY!)
Ey. I'm not a rapper, I'm a dagger
Ey. I got gucci on my banner
(YUH!)
I feel like an indian scammer
(OKAY!)
I never work on my grammer
(OKAY!)
(YUH!)
(YUH!)
(YUH!)
(OKAY!)
[Interlude]
Sir, you need to stop calling me
(Okay sir, you need to calm down!)
Right now!
(There's a virus in your computer)
No there's not!
(We need to take care of it)
I don't even have a computer. What are you talking about?
(SIR, THIS IS NOT A SCAM! NOT A SCAM!)
THIS IS A SCAM! OH MY GOD...
(DAMAGED COMPUTER, SIR!)
I DON'T EVEN HAVE A COMPUTER!
(This is not a scam! What do you mean? This is not a scam. Okay?)
No, you're scamming me
(Okay?)
Sir, you're scamming me
No, you're gonna go to jail for this
(Yeah, okay, this is not a scam. Okay?)
You just want my money
(You want free robux?)
No, no
(We give free robux after this virus scam
This is not a scam!)
Bro, it's a scam
(This is not a scam!)
It's a scam!
(No sir, no sir.)
It's a scam!
(No it's not a scam!)
Yes it is! Nah
Sir this is a scam, I'm gonna be calling the police
*Beep*
[Verse 3- Lil Forehead]
EY!
I feel like an indian scammer!
(Erro?)
She ride along on my dagger!
(Ouch.)
She is a virus, a cancer
Indian man on my banner
(Ooh.)
Here comes part 2. Get ready boys
Scam me for all of your gucci
(Yuh)
All of these hoes, they my groupies
(Yuh)
Fuckin her right in the two piece
(Yuh)
??? could fuck on your niece
(Yuh. Aye.)
Your grandma hate me, thats why she deceased
Bought a plane ticket that go straight to greece
When I got there, lil bitch got on her knees
So dirty, I'm sure she has some disease
Gettin this money, that's why im overseas
Never for never tell any police
I put in the work, yeah I use apple grease
I only like hoes that got ass like a peach
I just finished this shit like my ABC's
Lil-cisco released Indian Scammer on Sun Jul 15 2018.