Inconvenience store

[Verse 1]
Oh, a weary traveler
Wanderin' the streets
I know a place for you
A place that can't be beat

[Verse 2]
Don't be shocked, and don't be scared
By the prices or the food
It's all in good fun, and so
Let me say to you

[Chorus]
Welcome to the inconvenience store
Where you get less bang for your buck (Less bang for your buck)
Come on down for negative deals
On things that probably suck

Welcome to the inconvenience store
Where I add insult to injury
I don't have what you want (What you want)
And I don't have what you need (What you need)