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"I don't know, I'm still in shock. You?"
"I'm basically handling it the way I dealt with my dad leaving, just repressing the hell out of it."
"So a lot of change around here, huh?"
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"Honey!"
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"Jake, do you know why little boys pull little girls' pigtails on playgrounds?"
"Because they're so easy to grab, they're just begging to be pulled."
"Because they like the girls and that's the only way they know how to get their attention."
"What are you saying?"
"All of this teasing. This elaborate date. Somewhere deep down, you like Amy. Like like her like her."
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"Sometimes it sucks. But it sucks a little less when I get to do it with you. So when you said you were gonna leave, I freaked out, and that was dumb. I should've been more supportive."