In This Town Everything Is Wonderful

In this town everything is wonderful
In this town everything is wonderful
In this town everything is wonderful
In this Goddamn town
We moved to town-
The Mrs. and me
To settle down
On a quiet street
We had tall trees
Butterflies, bumblebees
This town has everything you need
So we set up house
We planted seeds
When they came up
We pulled the weeds
There’s a church on every street
Birkenstocks for your feet-
This town has everything you need
In this town everything is wonderful
In this town everything is wonderful
In this town everything is wonderful
In this Goddamn town
They have pitchforks at the park
There’s a curfew when it’s dark-
This town has everything you need
They have a school patrolled by rats
They won’t put up with this or that
They stamp out little boys
When they make too much noise-
This town has everything you need
In this town everything is wonderful
In this town everything is wonderful
In this town everything is wonderful
In this town everything is wonderful
In this town everything is wonderful
In this town everything is wonderful
In this Goddamn town