In This Defiance of the One Urinal Rule

I will do everything possible that I can
To make tough guys feel uncomfortable at urinal stalls
By not leaving a space between myself and them
This is how I will fight their narrow minded ways
In this defiance
In this defiance
In this defiance
Of the one urinal rule
Fuck your irrational fear of being too close to other men
This bathroom homophobia shows your insecurities
I will do what I can to fight your fucking ignorance
I'll be sure to take my stance each time I unzip my pants