In The Underworld Now

[THE MUSE, spoken]
With a clear mind, Hades establishes the realm of the Underworld
The three judges, sons of Zeus, will determine who goes where
This is a complicated system to explain
So, I'll let these four gentlemen show you instead
Boys, take it away…

[HADES]
Assemble the judges, half of six
Then let the souls run through the river Styx
They ask me how I do it, they say “Hades, how?”
We’re in the Underworld now
We’re in the Underworld now
Mmm-mmm

[AEACUS, HADES]
After the sisters, they spin their thread (Aeacus)
Finite time, I promise that you will be dead
My ruling is fair, let me get you square
I'll judge based on how the hell you have behaved up there
You’re in the Underworld now

[HADES, RHADAMANTHUS, AND MINOS]
You’re in the Underworld now

[THE FATES]
You’re in the Underworld now

[AEACUS]
Mmm-hmmm
You’re in the Underworld now

[HADES, RHADAMANTHUS, & MINOS]
You’re in the Underworld now

[THE FATES]
You’re in the Underworld now

[AEACUS]
Oh, Rhadamanthus, tell ‘em how to proceed

[RHADAMANTHUS]
Have you paid your ticket for the ferryman?
You gotta pay for his labor or he won’t be a fan
Doesn’t matter if I see that you’ve already caused pain

[RHADAMANTHUS & HADES]
Oh, you can pray to your gods, ‘cause it is all in vain

[RHADAMANTHUS]
You’re in the Underworld now

[THE FATES]
You may pray it’ll all be the same

[RHADAMANTHUS]
They can’t help you now

[THE FATES]
They can’t help you now

[RHADAMANTHUS]
You’re in the Underworld now

[THE FATES]
We’re in the Underworld now

[RHADAMANTHUS]
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm

[MINOS]
If they won’t shut up, I’ll step in they require
A voice of reason, the one that I must inspire
Maybe you were king or treated like a worm
I’ll make the last decision when the court is adjourned
We’re in the Underworld now

[HADES, AEACUS, & RHADAMANTHUS]
You’re in the Underworld now

[THE FATES]
You’re in the Underworld now

[MINOS]
Mmm-mmm-mmm
You’re in the Underworld now

[HADES, AEACUS, & RHADAMANTHUS]
You’re in the Underworld now

[THE FATES]
You’re in the Underworld now