In the Mall

[Verse 1]
In the mall, in the fall
We're sneaking to the emergency hall
First we smoke then have a smoke
Get change for tokens and a pretzel and Coke

[Chorus]
Now we're ready
In the mall, I was in the mall
Keep it steady
In the mall, I was in the mall
In the mall!

[Verse 2]
Holidays are on their way
These decorations have so much to say
Loses meaning, going west
Don't get facetious or you don't get the best

[Chorus]
Bells are ringing
In the mall, I was in the mall
Now we're singing
In the mall, I was in the mall
I was in the mall! I was in the mall!

[Bridge]
Take the elevator to the escalator
Ride it down and start again

(Attention shoppers, will Pat Wilson's mother please come to the Eastern Hills Mall Information Desk?)

[Chorus]
All together
In the mall, I was in the mall
No place better
In the mall, I was in the mall
I was in the mall, in the mall!