In the Bathroom Is Where I Want You

[Verse 1]
Break it out, just break it out
Don't hesitate the dilate
What is your name?
What do you do?
I'm not that kind of man
But I'll make an exception for you

[Pre-Chorus]
We're flexed and pressed for time alone
Don't stall in the stall
I want to do a little, I want to do it all
Oh, but now, wait, wait, I'm a gentleman-in-training
Wait, wait, I'm a professional in feigning love

So go slow
Oh, just go slow

[Verse 2]
Voluptuous and finely cut
What will it take to get you up
And dance with me in wistful heat
In this little club between A and B?

[Pre-Chorus]
We're flexed and pressed for time alone
Don't stall in the stall
I want to do a little, I want to do it all
But now, wait, wait, I'm a gentleman-in-training
Wait, wait, I'm a professional in feigning love

[Chorus]
And in the bathroom is where I want you
Against the graffiti wall
We know no law at all
And just to see your body in a place so tacky
There's no better irony in my own depravity

So go slow
Go slow

[Bridge]
I do want to be in love
I do want to fall in love
But I just don't know how to
I just don't know how to
I do want to be in love
I do want to be in love
But I just don't know how to
No, I don't know how to

[Chorus]
And in the bathroom is where I want you
Against the graffiti wall
We know no love at all
And just to see your body in a place so tacky
There's no better irony in my own depravity

So just go slow