In K-Mart Wardrobe

[Intro]
Wait, wait a minute
K, K Mart, K Mart wardrobe
K, K Mart, K Mart wardrobe

[Verse 1]
In K Mart wardrobes
We waltzed across the water
Reading Chinese magazines
Analyzing Himmler's dreams
In K Mart wardrobes (K Mart wardrobe)

[Verse 2]
In K Mart wardrobes
Latin generals passed for ice cream men
They combed their hair in two-way mirrors
Mustachioed sales girls carried spears
In K Mart wardrobe

[Chorus]
Baby, this is love (Oh baby, this is love)
Discount coupons floated from above
(Coupons floated from above)
Broiled chickens sang us love songs from a skewer
Have you ever been this close to going down the sewer?
In K Mart wardrobes
(K, K Mart, K Mart wardrobe)
In K Mart wardrobes?
(K, K Mart, K Mart wardrobe)

[Verse 3]
In K Mart wardrobes
We sifted through the rubble
Sizzling bibles wept in Swahili
That's the way it's gotta be
In K Mart wardrobes (In K Mart wardrobe)

[Verse 4]
In K Mart wardrobes
We made it to the water's edge
Where the dollar signs turned into stars
And dogs barked black noises at Mars
In K Mart wardrobe

[Chorus]
Oh baby, this is love (Oh baby, this is love)
Discount coupons floated from above
(Coupons floated from above)
Broiled chickens sang us love songs from a skewer
Have you ever been this close to going down the sewer?
Oh baby, this is love (Oh baby, this is love)
Discount coupons floating from above
(Coupons floated from above)
Broiled chickens sang us love songs from a skewer
Have you ever been this close to going down the sewer?

[Outro]
Baby, this is love
(K, K Mart, K Mart wardrobe)
Oh yeah
(K, K Mart, K Mart wardrobe)
This is K Mart's baby
(K, K Mart, K Mart wardrobe)
K Mart's, K Mart wardrobes
(K, K Mart, K Mart wardrobe)
Oh ha ha, this is K Mart
(K, K Mart, K Mart wardrobe)
Come on, this is K, K, K
(K, K Mart, K Mart wardrobe)
K Mart's, ooh
(K, K Mart, K Mart wardrobe)
This is K Mart's baby
(K, K Mart, K Mart wardrobe)
Where the dollar signs turned into stars
And dogs barked black noises at Mars
(K, K Mart, K Mart wardrobe)
K Mart's
(K, K Mart, K Mart wardrobe)
Oh
(K, K Mart, K Mart wardrobe)
Baby, this is love
(K, K Mart, K Mart wardrobe)
(K, K Mart, K Mart wardrobe)
(K, K Mart, K Mart wardrobe)
(K, K Mart, K Mart wardrobe)
(K, K Mart, K Mart wardrobe)