Imposter Monsters

Impostor monsters
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As advertised on the TV set
Put one in your pocket, you've got a pet
They're made of plastic they are cool
Safe for the bathtub, and swimming pool

One's not enough, get em' all
They come with stickers to hang on the wall
With impostor monsters you've got it made
And if you don't like one, well, then then you can trade em'

Comes in all shapes and sizes
Find their surprises
Impostor monsters
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Comes in all shapes and sizes
Find their surprises
Impostor monsters
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Some impostor monsters are very tall
This man is jammin' a basketball
Another monster floats over town
If I had a gun, I'd shoot it down

Impostor monster made a fool out of you, tellin' you what to do
Impostor monster got you climbing in his poles
Achieving goals, leading roles

Impostor monster wanna be your friend
Impostor monster got you again

They're all around
They can be found
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They beat you down
Boss you around
Impostor monster is a clown

Hello boys and girls, Won't you play with me
I will give you hamburgers and you will give me money

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My red nose
My funny shoes
My baggie pants
My yellow shirt
I jump around
I skip along
I laugh and sing
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If I was a clown
Today I am a clown
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