Imperial Earth

[Chorus/Intro]
Imperial Earth
Galaxy masters
Our peace is worth
Welfare for the asters

[Spoken]
Pray! Uh!, Oh, oh, uh!
The Earth: "Hete, the representation
Of the Imperial government of The Earth"
Aliens: "We listen humbly, sir"
The Earth: "Surrender immediately
In any other case, we must initiate the ignition"

[Chorus]
Imperial Earth
Galaxy masters
Our peace is worth
Welfare for the asters
Imperial Earth
Galaxy blasters
Our war is worth
Ruin and disasters

[Refrain]
Slay! Yeah!
Slay! Oh! Uh!
Plunder
This planet
Using foul play and stealth
Under
The granite
Lies their enormous wealth
Plunder
This planet
Using foul play and stealth
Under
The granite
Lies their enormous wealth

[Spoken]
Aliens: "Don't attack, please
We accept all conditions with deferential respect"
The Earth: "Not enough. Too late. New conditions
And we're afraid you couldn't accomplish them"
Aliens: "Why? What's the matter?"
The Earth: "Because now, we need... your planet's core!"
Aliens: "Caution! Caution!
Nuclear launch detected!"