Imaginary Friend

[Intro]
Now that's entertainment!

[Verse 1: Ruthless Rob]
I got this one homeboy and he keeps it 100
If the cops show up, yo, he says that he done it
It's all I ever wanted was that one true friend
I can confide in, blood brothers 'til the end
I tell him everything, my dark secrets
And he ain't afraid to get on some street shit
Fuckin' ride or die and always gets me high
I couldn't stay mad at him even if I tried
He never tells lies and only speaks the truth
He even wrote the rhyme that I'm spittin' in this booth
I mean, 2-Face and Slopp Dirty, well they're cool
But this one homeboy fuckin' keeps it old school
He's known to act a fool when he drinks a lot of liquor
And he lets me fuck his bitches, yo, there ain't nobody sicker
He's got a mean temper, bitch, I'm talking about myself
It's your boy Ruthless and I don't need nobody else

[Chorus]
I got a friend 'til the end but he's only in my head
And he will never leave me until both of us are dead
I got a friend 'til the end and he's always down to ride
And I'ma keep him to myself when I commit suicide
I got a friend 'til the end but he's only in my head
And he will never leave me until both of us are dead
I got a friend 'til the end and he's always down to ride
And I'ma keep him to myself when I commit suicide

[Verse 2: 2-Face]
2-Face! Shit I'm back in the booth
And you know I got my motherfuckin' brother Roof
But he's got other things to do than get on Verse Two
So I brought in my homie Lil 2-True
It doesn't fuckin' matter who you vote for (Vote for)
It doesn't fuckin' matter who you fuck whore (Fuck whore)
It doesn't fuckin' matter fuckin' anymore (Anymore)
This world is a waste, take a pistol in your face
I erase, leave no trace, no shoeprints, no fingerprints
Windows tint, belly lint, fuck the president
I spit too fuckin' long, hold the feelings back
It doesn't fuckin' matter if you're white or black
Blue, red, lemon lime, purple, orange, Baltimore
I don't even fuckin' know what I'm sayin' anymore (Anymore)
Word to your mother, quote from Vanilla Ice
Lil 2-True fuck peace and fuck your life

[Chorus: Dizze Dahmer]
I got a friend 'til the end but he's only in my head
And he will never leave me until both of us are dead
I got a friend 'til the end and he's always down to ride
And I'ma keep him to myself when I commit suicide
I got a friend 'til the end but he's only in my head
And he will never leave me until both of us are dead
I got a friend 'til the end and he's always down to ride
And I'ma keep him to myself when I commit suicide

[Verse 3: Dizze Dahmer]
They all say I'm strange 'cause there's nobody I'm talkin' to
Give us some space for me and my friend when we're walkin' through
I know you can't see him but I swear that he's really there
Always to my left, he looks like me but with longer hair
So don't be rude and not move and give me attitude
When I ask you politely almost nightly to please let us through
What do I gotta do to prove to you that he's a real person?
My best friend 'til the end, he's helped me every time I'm hurtin'
He gives me good advice all my life and he's always right
The smartest in sight, he's so bright, and we never fight
Just because he died beside me in our mother's womb
Doesn't mean he deserves to be buried in some fuckin' tomb
My blood brother! I'm sorry they cut you off when we were born
Still always by my side, maybe not in human form
Attached to my hip now as he was then
My imaginary friend, my stillborn Siamese twin

[Outro]
This goes to show you what can happen when you let your imagination run away with you! Is this fun or what? Oh hello kiddies! Don't mind me if I'm carryin' on but I've really grown to love this game. I could ghoul all night! Hehehehe!