Im a lesbian

Please momma cant you see, Ive always tried to please
I wore ribbons and jewelry and make up and perfume and dresses down to my knees
You said that it's a phase, just something Id out grow
But I got a girlfriend and she's got a lawn that Id sure like to mow
Go on and wish that Brad Pitt would come along
But I'd prefer Madonna in a lacy thong'Cause Im a lesbian, I dont like nothing swinging 'tween their legs
Yeah Im a lesbian, I dont know why God gave me eggs
When I have sex it's fun and clean, and no man can come in between
No I dont need no magic wandIm a lesbian