Illmaculate vs Dizaster

[Round 1: Illmaculate]
Ayo this faggot is shameless, you really have to explain this
First you battled The Saurus, got mad he was racist
Turned around and specifically asked Lush to battle an Asian
You fucking hypocrite
Look, you ain't even close to me so dead it
Why battle me in New York? You can't even hold a decent record
See, he knew I'd beat him in Cali seeing as how he ain't even locally respected
Homie, you're a nobody, you know that he's pathetic
How's he supposed to be the best?
I wouldn't know that he's a threat if writtens weren't so openly accepted
Fuck it, you are such a bitch, you will only be content when your clothing is expensive
You're probably controlling and obsessive and need to go home and clean your ovary infection
Look, he's sweeter than potpourri acting all openly aggressive
But the only thing that we see is a little ho that needs attention
Saying shit she'd never do, I bet that you're a criminal
But mention my name ain't ever said up in your interviews
So what if I hate you, be thankful for all the attention this is getting you

[Round 1: Dizaster]
Alright y'all, this is about to be some madness
Get it? Cause he got his ass ripped by Madness?
Yo, earlier I saw you battling and all you seem to do is you babbling
You the only dude here, up there that needed three chairs high just to see who the fuck was battling
Ayo, you say I'm all writtens, well you're a queer with your fucking rap
To prove I ain't writtens I'll tell you at least I can fit my ears in my hat
Ayo, I can see mad clear I'm about to smoke this punk
You act queer then I'll choke you up
You wack queer you won the championships last year but you're back here and you look broke as fuck
Ayo, what happened? Doesn't Harry have you on allowance staedy
Jesus Christ Illmaculate buy a new outfit already
Ayo, Dizaster, I'ma use this new style as a weapon
Ayo, I bet The Saurus grew some muscles on his shoulders from having to carry your faggot ass all through 2007
So how the fuck are you gonna rep yourself as a man
Knowing that he carried you like Jesus and then all you saw was two steps in the sand

[Round 2: Illmaculate]
How did we come to this madness yo?
It's funny you cracking jokes but spit something that's factual
Like how you on my phone riding my dick like a month and a half ago
Yo, let's be honest, you ain't brolic, this dude's fake
I've been to his crib he's softer than chewed grapes
So I promise I am not gonna lose not to this fruit cake
This kid's an embarrassment and he lives with his parents and calls them his roommate
Dawg, if you're the sickest than the art's dead
I'll clip him like a Jarhead
He thinks he's swimming up in large bread cause he put spinners on his car bed
You fucking mama's boy, you haven't proven your usefulness to mankind
Dude is getting mad hype but you sound stupid and you cram rhymes
Only thing natural about Dizaster is losing by a landslide
Look he put on his maximum swagger, he thought that we'd be impressed
But this unnatural disaster is a small inconvenience at best

[Round 2: Dizaster]
Yo I think it's great how you uh, said I live with my dad at home
But I suggest you get off of The Saurus's nut sack and get some raps of your own
Ayo, I'm a fist fighting instigator
This is the result of growing up with no fucking milk in your refrigerator
Ayo check it out I'm 'bout to check this mark
No disrespect to Quest and Marv but all I need is one shot to rip your chest apart
He's so sensitive about his height when Drect asked him what it was for the Grind Time stats this faggot requested to leave a question mark
Yo you wanna talk about shit that's factual, you fucking amateur
What's factual is you telling me on the phone, "I don't want it to do judged on or off the camera."
You had the spotlight for long enough now it's time to interfere
And losing to Dizaster gon' be the highlight of your career
And please everybody don't start calling this guy a queer
Cause it might hurt his pride and he might decide to disappear and go back into hiding for a year
Fucking faggot

[Round 3: Illmaculate]
Look, I know this battle seems major cause I'm well known
But Dizaster I'm appalled
I heard he had me as the screen saver on his cell phone that's when I stopped answering his calls
And that's true
Look, I should've seen it coming, he got a big bravado, dude is tougher when he raps
But he wouldn't swing on nothing
Shit he wouldn't hit the lotto if he knew the numbers in advance
Dawg, you ain't fucking with the champ, you must be dumber than you act
I can see him getting drunk up in the back, slurring cause I served him having a discussion with the plant
Like, "Son it was a trap!"
C'mon Lush you thought they'd feel him in the projects?
Don't act like a killer cause you're not yet
Spitting all that filler and it's non sense
Try to fool them but I'm familiar with the process
Dawg, you ain't winning this one off the underdog effect
But something must've upped his confidence
Cause his one accomplishment is being that guy that The Saurus was fucking robbed against
Say I'm fronting, I don't need a blade to cut him
This suburban thug's counterfeit
Now someone tell Mazi to save his cousin before I make a fucking Persian rug out of him

[Round 3: Dizaster]
But yeah that's pretty cool dawg, just kill the hype
The Saurus got robbed in the battle, hmm doesn't that remind y'all of Spin The Mic?
And to another reference he said how I wouldn't fight him
Bitch if I fight you then you're dead
You little faggot I can probably kick higher than your head
Ayo I dare you, you mean to tell me this is the guy holding the torch?
Trying to say that my multi's are forced when you're the size of primordial dwarf
And since there's no WRC your legacy's been falsified
Either shortness is hereditary from your father's side
Or you're just a chinchilla that's genetically modified
Ayo, you're a rapper without soul
So shut the fuck up and go back into your mouse hole
Or continue working for Santa at the South Pole
Fucking faggot bitch, I'll snatch this snitch
Snatch your bitch and [?] fucking the wooly mammoth stick and leave her covered in camel shit
Stab her in her ass and tits

[Round 4: Dizaster]
Well I see you partnered up with The Saurus we thought you would move up quicker
But being around him all that proved is that you use too much filler
See I knew this one on one format for you would never pass
Cause without Peter your'e pathetic trash
So I guess this is living proof that Everlast would never last without his better half
Ayo how the fuck are you even gonna battle me?
You're part of an online rap group called Wack MC's
And for you Youtube faggots that don't understand this do your research and holler back at me
Then you'll actually see what Dizaster speaks is reality
Ayo you never sold half as much as Mac Lethal
How you gon' diss me when umm I'm Arab and you're part of a group called Sand People?
See Lethal won Scribble and capitalized off it like a true star
But winning well for you never took you too far
Wonder why The Saurus outshines you cause he's more humble than you are
And after this battle he gon' walk up to you and be like, "It's okay we both got crushed by Kumar."
Punchlines I don't even need to spit
Let's talk about how you took your first chance to get some cream and chips
Switched on your team and split
Left the Sound Gods and hopped on the Sand People's dick
And ditched your homies like a low level piece of shit
So you need to vacate
What happened to working and making albums with Lost Spoke, Anonymous, Dane and Stalemate?
Ayo damn fucking wack homie had his homies left on the curb
Now I gotta shout 'em out in the rest of my verse so they get the proper respect they deserve

[Round 4: Illmaculate] {10:30}
Yeah, Sand People bitch, I knew you'd wanna try and mention it
See homie's the class clown [?] resentment
Thinking cause of his cultural background he's most qualified for membership
Dawg, yo I'll admit it he's got jokes but he should focus on getting a job cause he lives with his mom broke
Spending his time building ships in a bottle, trying to be a fucking adult cinema aficionado
Look, I like getting ass from naked chicks, after I even have them make me grits, maybe some chicken and waffles
Ask him why he hasn't laid a chick you'll probably hear the faggot say some shit like, "I never been in a brothel."
Well I don't care about your past relationships
You can get amped and wave like this
But your writtens are awful
I can't stand the way you spit cause you an animated bitch like Ms. Krabappel
Instead of bitching or trying to forget this tomorrow
Use it as ammunition once you've written your novel
Like, "I took a loss to Illmac' and I just wanted to rap in the same division as Hollow."
Dawg, you should've known better, you a no threat to me
That's why he came so prepped for me
I ain't think I had any known enemies until I seen Wonder Woman with The Hulk's energy
That's why he yells and screams he enhanced his flow chemically
And took it as a go head to smoke meth when I said that being a coke head is so 70's
Look, he wanted to be a rapper, thought he knew the whole recipe
Traded in his worn burka for something more urban now he's feeling so fresh and clean
He got his pops spending cheese on his fitted see now he's in the zone mentally
Copped some bigger T's but you're not a G authenticity sold separately