Illinois State Police

Come on let's cross the USA
Where cars drive slow not fast
Come on let's get arrested
And lay down in the grass

The way up to chicago
Is nice all quiet and peace
Sometimes you get kicked in your butt
By the illinois state police

You know this is our goddamn job
And we do as we please
You know we're proud to serve the law
Cause we're the illinois state police

You know we're proud to serve the law
Cause we're the illinois state police

Get pulled over to the side
Get pointed with a gun
Cause you might be or you could be
A gangster on the run

And now as you are a suspect
You won't get no release
Cause you got into trouble
With the illinois state police

You know this is our goddamn job
And we do as we please
You know we're proud to serve the law
Cause we're the illinois state police

You know we're proud to serve the law
Cause we're the illinois state police

You know this is our goddamn job
And we do as we please
You know we're proud to serve the law
Cause we're the illinois state police

You know we're proud to serve the law
Cause we're the illinois state police

You know this is our goddamn job
And we do as we please
You know we're proud to serve the law
Cause we're the illinois state police

You know we're proud to serve the law
Cause we're the illinois state police

You know this is our goddamn job
And we do as we please
You know we're proud to serve the law
Cause we're the illinois state police

You know we're proud to serve the law
Cause we're the illinois state police