Illegitimate (Legit Gaming Diss)

[Pre-Verse] (Michael Stretch)
Yeah, Ayy

[Verse 1] (Michael Stretch)
Thinking your content is great making WinRAR tutorials
You don't know what you are doing with your channel
Braggadocious cause you got 20K on one vid
Bitch, your still a little kid

Don't even got a mic making reaction vides on a notepad
Bragging that you passed Whale up on subs
Content boring and unbearable to watch
My rhymes be twisting you up like some hopscotch
Fire getting crammed down your throat it's bout to lodge
Ayy, don't even try to respond
Getting exposed by someone you hate
This shit just got dropped on you like a bomb

[Chorus/Hook] (Catatonic Whale)
You yellin my name like role call
When you got dumped you weren't even worth a phone call
You ain't catching shit I bring in a whole haul
You gettin bodied its standard protocol

Think you can stand tall, this is yo' downfall
Trying to stall, blow you away like a sudden squall
Think you can stand tall, this is yo' downfall

[Verse 2] (Catatonic Whale)
Little Jacob said he'd pull up on me
But he needs an adult sitting in the front seat
Cause after all the kid's only 15
You think your raps are fire but they're just obscene

Call me fat but you're not that lean
Spend your whole day in front of that screen
When you step to me I'll put a hole in that spleen
Your chances are tiny just like the holy sea

Ayy, You're an unstable tween
Your pants are not clean
You think you're a legend you're barely a meme
Suck on my peen
You are not mean
Goin' hard like hurricane Harvey or maybe Weinstein
Leave you sprawled on floor like my vid of lit papi
I bet you'd kill to take a few of my Genes
I'm going off, you can't stop me
You about as fake as those magic beans
You drinkin' water from Flint
Yo girl and I had a stint
I'll leave yo' leg in a splint
You are cancelled, this is it

Why did yo girl dump you again?
Did you give her crabs while getting head?
Let's get in the ring, I'll leave you dead
Are you retarded, did you drink some lead?
Little fuckin' bitch, fuck off!

[Chorus/Hook] (Catatonic Whale)
You yellin my name like role call
When you got dumped you weren't even worth a phone call
You ain't catching shit I bring in a whole haul
You gettin bodied its standard protocol

Think you can stand tall, this is yo' downfall
Trying to stall, blow you away like a sudden squall
Think you can stand tall, this is yo' downfall

[Verse 3] (Michael Stretch & Catatonic Whale)
Magic on my Johnson but I'm not in the NBA
Fuck your whole career and I'll give u aids

Failing in middle school I seen your grades
I can rap on any beat, I'm a jack of all trades

Your girl left you maybe I should hit that (Laugh)
Let's talk about your flow you should really switch that

Laying at your momma's feet like an alley cat
Try to respond we can keep going tit for tat

Can't step to us that's a fact
If you ever try, catch a fatal attack

Step to us you know we're strapped (Not Really)
All your videos have no structure you just use a notepad to react

I could end this beef in a flash
You can call me Thanos I'll end you with a snap (Snap)

Rapping like your from the trap
All your rhymes are crap
You don't know how to rap
Not, my real bro, we ain't related to each other
But, I'll hit yo girl we can be Eskimo brothers!

[Outro] (Michael Stretch)
Yeah, Ayy