Illegal Weapon (AKA I’m Illegal) Remix

[Intro - Illegal Weapons]
Yeah
Illegal to the weapons
You know what happins'
When we rappin
Hot beat

[Hook - Illegal Weapons]
Im illegal
Cuz I choked an eagle
Know im hated by many people
Cuz im evil
I let my beagle attack you and ignite you with low sulfur diesel
And kill a seagual with a disease needle cuz it was needfull
(2x)

[Verse 1 - Stan The Man]
Yeah, thisis stan the man
Everybody wanna join my fam, but they can't
Because they arent in my plans
And they wish I woodn't but I'm about to go ham, damn
How I think of these rhymes in such little time
You'll find it easy to find that I am easy to climb
Im not like breezy im prime im dont like lemon, like lime
And I think of these rhymes in such little time
It comes to my head like a bullet
And all of you are just plain full of it
Im eager like a beaver, they all fuck around and catch a fever
Like baseball except I hit it cause its their faceball
And im using a mace so they should call it maseball
Im being me im riding around cruisin the streets
When im on my donald trump they'll all wish they were me
Ill take it over make it mine, do it in such little time
Just like how it took no time to shoot them with my nine
DIME (damn)

[Hook]

[Verse 2 - Illegal Weapons]
Illegal weapons that my name
So when I get into the game and get into the fame
Some people are just lame and their name is James
Cuz every fucking gotdamn soulja girl fan can get attacked by my great danes
And the gun it aims, like too fucking fast trains
You don't need a rap battle to be in 8 mile
You just need to wait a while count the tiles, untill he files hes new album
But jessia alba, got fermalda, but she my gall da
But wow da to need to brage but you just a fag
Make me cag, make you mad, then sad
Got to subtract and add the money
So honey, what do you want from me?
Something I could barely afford?
A new F-150 ford??
A new guitar cord???
A gotdamn bord game??
So get aboard and drink a good ice coke
Or else you'll choke
So tell debby ryan to stop crying
I'll buy your damn album, im not lying

[Hook]

[Verse 3 - Stan The Man]
My lyrics are hot whether you hear them or not
It's like I take a song and roll it into lyrical pot
Cause see I'm like the sun except less spherical, more hot
You know that I be spitting the rhymes that you wish that you got
I do this shit on the real man, I ain't no fucking poser
And I know I'm cooler than you man this ain't no Michael Posner
Your sis' already know me, got my dick on her poster
I treat her like my razor blade, I just use her and dispose her
They tell me I need to rap better, I'd just be too ill
Like Jay-Z on botox or Priapus on the pill, still
There ain't nothin' better than me
I do this on the regular cause I'm a veteran B
By now ya'll lames need glasses if you can't see
I'm the hottest shit around from my head to my knee
They all fuck around and end up worse than the dead sea
I told them haters I ain't no gameboy, don't be playin with me
Just a few more lines, it's me and illegal forever
The haters think they hot but they just flaming like ether
They all saying lines but that shit ain't even clever
We kill whoever whenever wherever in every endeavor
(Yeah)

[Hook]
Im illegal
Cuz I choked an eagle
Know im hated by many people
Cuz im evil
I let my beagle attack you and ignite you with low sulfur diesel
And kill a seagual with a disease needle cuz it was needfull
(2x)

[Outro - Stan The Man]
Shout out Illegal weapons for makin this shit man
2011, this year ours
Fuck ym, fuck double mg, they ain't fuckin with us
And we takin the throne too jay and 'ye
Make sure beyonce knows