Illapino Swag!

[Intro: Noah McAnallen]
(ParaVox Music!)

[Verse]
Imma go first and no I'm not last (Kuya!)
When I hit it from the back, I'm super duper fast (Kuya!)
My cold-ass drip is as wet as it ooze (Kuya!)
And I may be a virgin but I never fucking lose (Kuya!)
Got Balenci on my coat, (ayy!)
On my coat, (Pinoy!)
On my coat (Kuya!)
Imma eat some palabok (Kuya!)
Runnin' through the check, bitch
I'm looking like Mulan (ayy!)
Imma fuck yo bitch, yeah
She riding all night long (*Taco Bell Sound Effect*)
We got Jeffrey in the back
Dae proct he gon' learn (Kuya!)
I've lost so many chinks, man
Free my chigga Kirk (ayy!)
I don't give a fuck, man
I'm just smoking on that strong (Kuya!)
Imma suck that dick, bitch
Don't come at me wrong (Pinoy!)
I be rockin' with my all-time favorite Frappuccino (Kuya!)
No, I'm not white, I'm fucking Filipino (Filipino!)