(If You Were) In My Movie

[Verse 1]
If you were in my movie
I'd have you as the doctor
Small black bag
And a big black coat
I'd have you make a house call
To the woman
You could lay your diagnostic hand
Upon her belly and her throat

[Verse 2]
If you were in my movie
You could be the detective
You could sit behind the desk
With a question on your lip
Examine her for motive
Investigate the scene
In the ever present danger
Keep the holster at your hip

[Chorus]
If you were in my movie
If you were in my movie
If you were in my movie

[Verse 3]
If you were in my movie
You could be the priest
Long black frock
White collar at the neck
You could come to the confession
You could give a girl a thrill
You could save her from her passion
Keep her body in check

[Chorus]
If you were in my movie
If you were in my movie
If you were in my movie

[Verse 4]
If you were in my movie
You could be the gangster
Double-breasted pinstriped
Man with the cigarette
Go running down the alley
With a double-crossing blonde
Explaining to the jury
That you hadn't done anything yet

[Chorus]
If you were in my movie
If you were in my movie
If you were in my movie
If you were in my movie
If you were in my movie
If you were in my movie
If you were in my movie
If you were in my movie

[Outro]
If you were in my movie
If you were in my movie
If you were in my movie