If You Vape is an improvised song Wilbur Soot sung when playing Kahoot with his Twitch chat.
The true or false question was, ‘Teens who vape are a lot more likely to use marijuana than teens who don’t vape.’
Wilbur was suprised by the answer, snatched his guitar, and convinced thousands to put d...
If you're gonna vape
You're gonna move on to weed
And if you move on to weed
You're gonna try speed by the time you're 8
And if you vape
You're gonna die from meth overdose
And when you die from a meth overdose
No one's gonna come to your funeral because you vaped
I once knew a man who vaped
He's fucking dead now
He threw himself under a car
Because he couldn't live with the fact he vaped
I wish you didn't vapе
Wish you didn't vape
So in conclusion
If you vape
You're gonna makе me irate
I'm gonna slam my fist through a plate
And then I'm gonna snap your vape
Put down the juul
And focus on your school (work)
Because if you vape
You get straight F's and then you die from heroin
If You Vape was written by Wilbur Soot.
If You Vape was produced by Wilbur Soot.
Wilbur Soot released If You Vape on Thu Apr 09 2020.