If You’re Gonna Jump

Japanese:

いきなり歌い始めてごめんね
ちょっとだけそのまま聞いててね
本日お伝えしたいのはとっ
ても大事な君のこと！

出会った日は覚えてないけど
なんでも知ってるつもりだよ
君の長所は真面目なこと
でも中二病がひどい！

君が飛び降りるのならば僕は
笑って一緒に飛び降りる
止めてくれるとでも思ったか！
僕らの絆を見くびるか！
そして手を繋いで落ちて行こう
地面めがけてピースしよう
でもそういえばなにかを
忘れているような・・・
ああそうだ！見たいテレビがあった！
やっぱり飛ぶの後でにしませんか！

君に出会ってからというもの
全てなんだかおかしくなった
占いなんて信じていなかったけど
たまには良いと思えた

変な音楽に触れて
変な漫画も沢山読んで
気付いたら僕も君の事
笑えなくなっていた！

君が飛び降りるのならば僕は
君よりも先に飛び降りる
説得されるとでもおもったか！
僕の馬鹿さを甘く見るな！
ぇ何？あの有名ボカロｐが
明日新曲上げるだって？
ってなんでこんな大事な時まで
Twitter見てんのさ君は・・・
もう僕ら明日それ見なきゃ
この世界にさよならできないじゃん！

いつか僕らは
ナニモノか分かるかな
そんな未来は
来る訳はないよな

飛び降りる前の確認事項
ガスの元栓窓の戸締り
ハードディスクは叩き割っとく
・・・のはもったいなくてやめたけど

君が飛び降りるのならば僕は
笑って一緒に飛び降りる
止めてくれるとでもおもったか！
僕らの絆を見くびるか！
次に僕らが出会う世界でも
またこんな風になれたらいいね
生まれ変わったら何になるか
本で占ってみようか
君は玉ねぎ僕はタイヤ
やっぱり飛ぶの今度にしませんか・・・？

本当に飛べる日目指して
もうちょっとだけ一緒に居ませんか！

Romaji:

Ikinari utai hajimete gomen ne
Chotto dake sono mama kiitete ne
Honjitsu otsutae shitai no wa
Tottemo daijina kimi no koto!

Deatta hi wa oboetenai kedo
Nan demo shitteru tsumori da yo
Kimi no chousho wa majimena koto
Demo chuunibyou ga hidoi!

Kimi ga tobioriru no naraba boku wa
Waratte issho ni tobioriru
Tomete kureru to demo omotta ka!
Bokura no kizuna o mikubiru ka!
Soshite te o tsunaide ochite yukou
Jimen megakete piisu shiyou
Demo sou ieba nanika o
Wasurete iru you na...
Aa sou da! mitai terebi ga atta!
Yappari tobu no ato de ni shimasen ka!

Kimi ni dеatte kara to iu mono
Subete nandaka okashiku natta
Uranai nantе shinjite inakatta kedo
Tama ni wa ii to omoeta

Henna ongaku ni furete
Henna manga mo takusan yonde
Kizuitara boku mo kimi no koto
Waraenaku natte ita!

Kimi ga tobioriru no naraba boku wa
Kimi yori mo saki ni tobioriru
Settoku sareru to demo omotta ka!
Boku no baka sa o amaku miruna!
E nani? ano yuumei bokaroP ga
Ashita shinkyoku ageru datte?
Tte nande konna daijina toki made
Twitter mitenno sa kimi wa...
Mou bokura ashita sore minakya
Kono sekai ni sayonara dekinai jan!

Itsuka bokura wa
Nanimono ka wakaru kana
Sonna mirai wa
Kuru wake wa nai yo na

Tobi oriru mae no kakunin jikou
Gasu no motosen mado no tojimari
Haadodisuku wa tataki wattoku
...no wa mottai nakute yameta kedo

Kimi ga tobioriru no naraba boku wa
Waratte issho ni tobioriru
Tomete kureru to demo omotta ka!
Bokura no kizuna o mikubiru ka!
Tsugi ni bokura ga deau sekai demo
Mata konna fuu ni naretara ii ne
Umare kawattara nan ni naru ka
Hon de uranatte miyou ka
Kimi wa tamanegi boku wa taiya
Yappari tobu no kondo ni shimasen ka...?

Hontou ni toberu hi mezashite
Mou chotto dake issho ni imasen ka!

English:

Sorry for starting to sing so abruptly
Just stay where you are for a bit and listen, okay?
What I want to talk to you about today
Is a very important thing regarding you!

I don’t remember the day we met, but
I’m fairly sure I know everything about you
Your strong point is your diligence
But you’ve got a serious case of “edgy teenager”!

If you’re gonna jump
I’ll smile and jump with you
What, did you think I’d try to stop you?!
Are you making light of the bond between us?!
So let’s go ahead and fall, with your hand in mine
Let’s flash peace signs at the ground
But wait, now that I think about it
I feel like I’m forgetting something…
Oh, right! There was that thing I wanted to catch on TV!
Yeah, actually, how about we leave the flying thing for later!

Ever since I met you
Everything’s gotten a little strange
I’d never believed in fortune-telling but
I started feeling like it was useful on occasion

I was touched by weird music
And read a whole bunch of weird manga
And before I knew it
I couldn’t laugh at you anymore!

If you’re gonna jump
I’ll go ahead and jump before you
What, did you think I could be persuaded otherwise?!
Don’t underestimate my stupidity!
Wait, what did you say? That famous Vocaloid producer
Is going to upload a new song tomorrow?
Hang on, it’s such a critical moment right now
So why are you still looking at Twitter…
Well jeez, we gotta be there to see that tomorrow
So we can’t say goodbye to this world just yet!

Someday, will we be able to understand
Just who the heck we are?
That kind of future
Is highly unlikely, isn’t it

Before we jump, I have a checklist of things I need to set in order
Shutting off the gas stopcock, closing all the windows
Smashing my hard drive
…but that felt like a waste, so I stopped

If you’re gonna jump
I’ll smile and jump with you
What, did you think I’d try to stop you?!
Are you making light of the bond between us?!
In the next world where we come across each other
I hope that once more, we can become just like we are now
What will we be reborn as?
Shall we try predicting with a divination book?
You will be an onion, and I will be a tire
Yeah, actually, how about we leave the flying thing for next time…?

Aiming for the day when we can truly fly
Will you stay with me a little longer?