If You Knew Susie

[JOE]
If you knew Susie
Like we know Susie
Oh, oh, oh, what a gal!
She's not so choosy
No, not our Susie
Oh, oh...

[CLARENCE]
Susie is a lollapaloozie

[JOE]
When Susie kisses

[CLARENCE]
It never fails

[JOE]
When Susie kisses
She takes the wind
Right out of your sails
So in conclusion

[CLARENCE]
Beware of Susion

[JOE & CLARENCE]
Oh, oh, oh, what a gal!

[JOE]
S is for sincerity
Which she's got none of

[CLARENCE]
U is for you-know-what-I-mean

[JOE]
S is for...

[CLARENCE]
Sincerity

[JOE & CLARENCE]
Which she's got none of

[JOE]
I is for the Irish in her smile

[JOE & CLARENCE]
Her Irish smile

[CLARENCE]
E is for the eagerness to please us

[JOE]
That is how she won her Navy E!

[JOE & CLARENCE]
Put them all together
They spell Susie
The sweetheart of the boys at sea

[CLARENCE]
Oh, that Susie
She's a doozy
She's not choosy
You won't lose-y

[JOE]
Don't care who-sie

[CLARENCE]
I mean you-sie

[JOE]
You'll get woozy
After just one date with Susie

[CLARENCE]
When you take her home about 10
Another gob is waiting here
To take our Susie out again

[JOE]
So in conclusie

[CLARENCE]
Beware of Susie

[JOE & CLARENCE]
She belongs to you and you and me

[JOE]
And the U. S. Navy

[JOE & CLARENCE]
S, S-U, S-U-S
S-U-S-I, S-U-S-I-E