If they let a drug dealer into a musical.

[Intro: Drug Dealer, Kid]
Hey Kid! Wanna buy some drugs?
Umm, what are drugs?
What are drugs? Well they’re- they're spectacular substances that make you feel magnificent!
Um, wait didn't my parents tell me drugs were bad?
No no, shut up, shut up! Alright, let me explain.

[Verse 1]
Hey there boys and girls, I got plenty of, many of drugs for you (Lots of drugs for you)
Don't you want to know just how many of other drugs you can do? (There's so much to do)

[Bridge]
I'm always selling, and they sure go fast
You better get some, because they wont last
Don't be a square bear and say that they're bad
Don't worry children, I sold some to your dad (To your dad)
(Lala, dadi-doo)

[Verse 2]
Come along, come along, hurry up, because the cops are coming (Oo-ooh)
If you hide by the cars on the streets, they'll never see you there (Oo-ooh)
Don't you know these drugs are so special that, all the cops want to take them
Follow my directions, I'll show you the proper way we can shake them

[Outro]
Come on!
Punches
Ahh!
Wait!
Groaning
We got 'em, we got 'em, we got 'em!