If That Ain’t Country

Crank it

Where she grew up, there ain't no roads
Out in the sticks where the ginseng grows
She'd float down the river to get to school
Then her daddy'd come get her on an old pack mule
She run back and forth from shed to shack
Checkin' on the moonshine brewin' out back
If you don't get the picture by now
Then wait a minute

Chorus:
She got a bible; she's born again
She got a shotgun; she ain't afraid of sin
She got rebel-rousin', rowdy friends singin', whoa whoa whoa
She got a Trans Am, with a trailer hitch
She got horses, cows and Dixie Chicks
Goes honky-tonkin' just for kicks
If that ain't country
I don't know what is

She plants fifty acres with seed an' a hoe
Come Fall, you get lost in the tall corn rows
Don't need no phone where she come from;
She just holler down the mountain and the boys all run.(Fast)
You might see her truck rollin' outta the woods
With a 12 point buck laid across the hood
If you don't get the picture by now
Then wait a minute

Chorus repeated:
She got a bible; she's born again
She got a shotgun; she ain't afraid of sin
She got rebel-rousin', rowdy friends singin', whoa whoa whoa
She got a Trans Am, with a trailer hitch
She got horses, cows and Dixie Chicks
Goes honky-tonkin' just for kicks
If that ain't country
I don't know what is

If you don't get the picture by now
Then wait a minute

Chorus repeated:
She got a bible; she's born again
She got a shotgun; she ain't afraid of sin
She got rebel-rousin', rowdy friends singin', whoa whoa whoa
She got a Trans Am, with a trailer hitch
She got horses, cows and Dixie Chicks
Goes honky-tonkin' just for kicks
If that ain't country
I don't know what is

I don't know what is
I don't know what
I don't know what is