If Teejayx6 Did Pokémon Rap

[Intro]
Reuel, stop playing with these niggas

[Verse]
I been runnin' shit since before there was a bike route
I got more hits than Skill Link on Mike Trout
They must be holdin' B the way they tryna chase my clout
HM05 on my hip, when I pull it, they call it lights out
Li'l Timmy asked for a battle, but I just ran his pockets
Just stole a bike from one of my opps because they forgot to lock it
Stole the Poké Dolls from the Mart, they thought they forgot to stock it
Sold 'em off to Jessie/James, so I guess I scammed Team Rocket
I got Mega Stones on my wrist, so you know you can't knock it
If you ain't about the green, then I'ma have to bounce like a Hoppip
This li'l nigga so fuckin' stupid he forgot how to Tackle
Kid thought I traded him an Applin, but it was just an apple
I saw this broke nigga catchin' Caterpies on Route 1
I got my boys in the mines, they gon' call me if they found somethin'
Niggas always feel like talkin' till they catch a round and they rounds done
Just bagged another legend, and you ain't never been around one
Feel like Pokémon in Japan because I actually have fuckin' guns
Niggas wonderin' how I'm always makin' a profit every time I leave out the store
That nigga bein' a fairy, I put somethin' through his chest like Gardevoir
Nigga can't pay for no fuckin' Poké Balls 'cause he poor
Just bought out the National Park, takin' yo' bitch on a tour
Li'l niggas don't know how important I am, read the lore
Just ran your pockets in your hideout, you better shut your back door
Turn him to Route 1 Snorlax, leave him on the floor
(A'ight let me calm down)
I'm makin' dough like I just ate a Malasada
Feel like a Magcargo 'cause ain't nobody hotta
Hit up the stores in Lumiose, and I walked out with product
Niggas think I'm doin' algebra the way I'm movin' all these products
Niggas wanna be me because my wallet full of ducks
If a nigga wanna taunt me, then he better duck
Bad bitch got those Bruxish lips, she tryna suck
If I run into you on the bike route, then I guess your shit out of luck
Niggas call me Politoed 'cause I'm 'bout that green, but when I dance I make it rain
He talkin' shit? Turn him 'to Mr. Rime, someone get him a cane
Set up outside your hideout, if you come out, you're gettin' slain
Call your bitch a Gastrodon because her mouth his my storm drain
I'm not Mimikyu, but I do be sneakin' in the shadows
Stack up my green so tall, it's up with Rayquaza in the stratos'
I'm puttin' squares in holes like I'm Portal 2 Glados
Call the chopper Togekiss 'cause when I fly all these niggas be flinchin'
Just stole Youngster Joey's Rattata 'cause it was top percentage
If a nigga try to minimize on me, he gettin' diminished
I run everyone's pockets in Pallet Town, I'm quite the menace
I call that bitch Abra because she disappeared before I was even finished
We pull up in all black in the Ghost like a Giratina
Lapras on my wrist, so I drip harder than Aquafina
Got my neck freeze-dried, so now my chain drippin' and freezin'
Call these niggas Gloom, I wipe they nose if they sneezin'
'Bout 90% of my yen is stolen or counterfeit
My set way too strong, it's impossible to counter it
I'm collectin' Trainer Cards the way that I can stack 'em up
See my homie Gladion out on the street and I'ma dap him up