If Love Was a Plane

[Verse 1]
She's ninety-eight pounds, workin' down at the Dairy Queen
With an Ogilvie home perm and braces
And he's long-haired, no job, and just nineteen
They got a baby on the way and they're off to the races

[Chorus]
In love, look at 'em go
Now what in the world could go wrong?
Don't tell them the odds, it's best they don't know
If love was a plane, nobody'd get on

[Verse 2]
At the Ivy at lunchtime in Beverly Hills
The paparazzi are gathered outside
'Cause an actor and an actress are havin' lunch
And according to Extra and Entertainment Tonight

[Chorus]
They're in love, look at 'em go
Now what in the world could go wrong?
Don't tell them the odds, it's best they don't know
If love was a plane, nobody'd get on

[Bridge]
Imagine now the pilot's voice
On the intercom right before we leave the ground
Sayin', "Folks, thanks for flyin' with us
But there's a six-in-ten chance we're goin' down"

[Verse 3]
But that's the strangest thing about this emotion
Even knowin' our chances are small
We line up at the gate with our tickets
Thinkin' somehow we're different, I mean, after all

[Chorus]
We're in love, look at us go
Now, what in the world could go wrong?
To hell with the odds, we'd rather not know
If love was a plane, nobody'd get on
Yeah, if love was a plane, nobody'd get on