If Lil Uzi Vert Did Pokerap

[Chorus]
How did I get paralyzed?
That U-turn, I should've never tried
Now I gotta set up with my Dragonite
Full HP but somehow I still fucking died
Crit me with stone edge, all my 'mons are dead
Crit me with stone edge, all my 'mons are dead
Crit me with stone edge, all my 'mons are dead
Crit me with stone edge

[Verse 1]
High jump kicks broke my leg, got swept up by a kite
I think I just saw that IT Clown but it had no head
Timmy is so glad, he 6-0 a whole man how?
Sheer cold hit, I'm dead, wow
This house, I'm bout to tear it down
Trying to go all the way to the top
One loss and my points falling over
Calling yo sis, I make moves in her box
Too much PP, now she falling over
Leaving her starstruck, she call me Victini
I blew her back out like Caracoasta
Steamrolled her like a train
On tha pussy like Dusk Mane, yeah
Me and Timmy split the pain, yeah
Please, now he praying that it go away
Not committed, she addicted, Hypnoing them ovaries
Solar power, he so heated, this my gen, you ain't Hoenn me
Yeah, I don't really care if you cry
Sorry Max, but May gon' stay here by my side
Smeargle how I Drew that thing up on her thigh
She said I am not afraid of hair dye

[Chorus]
All my 'mons are dead
Crit me with stone edge, all my 'mons are dead, huh
Yeah, yeah
Crit me with stone edge, yeah, all my 'mons are dead, yeah
All my 'mons are dead, yeah

[Verse 2]
Sudowoodo, all you niggas faking
I'm electric and you niggas dig my cadence
Think it's effective but there's potholes in the pavement
You tripping like a bitch, my tour life isn't for the tracing
Huh, yeah, Sand Rush, Excadrill racing
Huh, Bulbasaur, y'all got the 1's, we bringing cash cows
Furfrou coats from overseas, Stakataka racks, they C notes
You are not a beast though
Looking at your payday, I fling more money on weed rolls
I call you Oddish, yo fans blow smoke up you like weed rolls
And Tim like "you the worst, you the worst"
Don't blame it on me, kil nigga, caues you the first

[Chorus]
How did I get paralyzed?
That U-turn, I should've never tried
Now I gotta set up with my Dragonite
Full HP but somehow I still fucking died
Crit me with stone edge, all my 'mons are dead
Crit me with stone edge, all my 'mons are dead
Crit me with stone edge, all my 'mons are dead
Crit me with stone edge