If It Ain’t One Thing

[Verse 1]
Walk in the bar, what's it gonna be?
Are you fifteen minutes late again
Or is that a high top or two waiting for you?
Me and a stool where you ain't gonna sit
You never show up on time with a "How was your day?"
Guess you don't think that way
I'm getting closer to through with the way I get used
It's just what you do

[Chorus]
If it ain't one thing
If it ain't one thing, it's another
The way you do me, it's no wonder
We ain't getting nowhere
If it ain't loving, it's fighting
Quitting, it's trying
Make up your mind before I find me another
If it ain't one thing
If it ain't one thing, it's another

[Verse 2]
Is it your kiss that's making me stick
Through the thick and thin more than I should?
But it's been more break than bend
More cold than hot
Hell of a lot more bad than good

[Chorus]
If it ain't one thing
If it ain't one thing, it's another
The way you do me, it's no wonder
We ain't getting nowhere
If it ain't loving, it's fighting
Quitting, it's trying
Make up your mind before I find me another
If it ain't one thing
If it ain't one thing, it's another

[Post-Chorus]
Ooh
Yeah
If it ain't one thing
If it ain't one thing, it's another

[Bridge]
What's his name that won't take me for granted
You're almost out of second chances

[Chorus]
If it ain't one thing
Who am I kidding? It's another
The way you do me, it's no wonder that
We ain't getting nowhere
If it ain't loving, it's fighting
Quitting, it's trying
Make up your mind 'fore I find me another
If it ain't one thing
If it ain't one thing, it's another
If it ain't one thing
If it ain't one thing, it's another