If It Ain’t on the Menu

[Verse 1]
When a dog gets hungry, he needs a bone
And when a man needs loving, a-he starts to roam
I'm starving for your love and I don't want a bone
So if you treat me like a dog, I run away from home

[Verse 2]
Don't want no warmed-over kisses or yesterday sighs
I want everything fresh, even brand new lies
You can't treat me right, then it ain't no treat
The grub ain't no good, there ain't no use to eat

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 3]
I want the four-course dinner and your love every day
And if it ain't on the menu, therе's another café
I want everything frеsh from your sweet, sweet lips
If the service ain't good, I don't leave no tips

[Verse 4]
I'm a connoisseur when it comes to love
Don't want a tough, old hen in the place of a dove
If you ain't got what I want, then some other gal may
And if it ain't on the menu, there's another café