If I Were Brave

If I were brave I'd tell the world about us
Shoot a video, get naked and just shout it
Tell all the secrets, its such a great story
If I were brave, I'd tell them all our glory
Yes, I would

If I were brave I'd dial star 69
Bust whoever's calling (I'm going out of my mind)
Maybe I'd find my secret admirer
And if I were brave
I could love 'em through the wire
Yes, I would
Yes, I would

If I were brave I'd tell them every detail
Make them all wonder if I'll go to heaven or hell
I'd answer the nosy messenger of questionnaires
Show them my face while they stab me in the derriere
Yes, I would
Yes, I would
Yes, I would
But I won't