The song’s title is an amalgam of Topol’s If I Were a Rich Man, which the song remixes, and Richard David James' name.
[Chorus]
If I were a rich man
Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum
If I were a wealthy man
I wouldn't have to work hard
Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum
If I were a biddy biddy rich
Idle-diddle-didle-didle man, didle man
if I were a rickyham was written by The Caretaker.
if I were a rickyham was produced by The Caretaker.