If I Was a Boy

[Verse 1]
If I was a boy, I'd be a big CEO
And get a rich ribbon off every slob that I own
If I was a boy, I'd pay a whole lot of cash
To watch some hot little stripper go and wiggle her ass
If I was a boy, I'd send her [?] overseas
To die for somebody's story that no on believes
If I was a boy, I'd dress you up like a girl
And make you swallow my line, and get pissed off if you hurl

[Pre-Chorus]
A girl can dream
If only that could be me

[Chorus]
Boys have all the fun
Boys think they're number one
Boys, they rule the world
But we all know its all about the girls, girls

[Verse 2]
If I was a boy, I'd have to slip you the tongue
Then get hauled off to jail, just cause you were too young
If I was a boy, made from the Y Chromosome
I'd be at the mercy of my. testosterone

[Chorus]
Oh-oh, yeah
Boys have all the fun
Boys think they're number one
Boys, they rule the world
But we all know it's all about the girls, girls

[Break]
Ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah
Hey, hey
Hey, hey
Hey, hey
Hey, hey

[Verse 3]
Oh, if I was a boy, I'd be packin' a piece
'Cause that's all I'd have to make you weak in the knees
If I was a boy, I'd [?] old brains
But then when you [?] them, I'd say you're fucking insane

[Bridge 2]
A girl can dream
If only that could be me, ow!

[Outro]
Boys have all the fun
Boys think they're number one
Boys, they call the shots
To get the girls to wanna suck them off, off
Boys have all the fun
Boys think they're number one
Boys, they call the shots
To get the girls to wanna suck them