If I Was A Bar

[Verse 1]
I'd have an all-night happy hour with the coldest beer in town
La-Z-Boys for bar stools and taps that don't run out
I'd have every kind of whiskey and that one red wine you don't like
The kind of place you'd never be caught dead inside

[Chorus]
If I was a bar, I'd be a beer can dive
I'd have a little buzz in my neon light
I'd have a sawdust floor and a cover band playin'
With a fiddle and a steel guitar
I wouldn't have this broken heart
Wouldn't take your leavin' half as hard
I wouldn't be fallin' this apart
If I was a bar

[Verse 2]
I'd have a songs you hated jukebox for all my friends to sing
And every game that's ever played on way too big TVs
I'd have your picture on the dart board and let your exes drink for free
If I was a bar, that's the kind of bar I'd be

[Chorus]
If I was a bar, I'd be a beer can dive
I'd have a little buzz in my neon light
I'd have a sawdust floor and a cover band playin'
With a fiddle and a steel guitar
I wouldn't have this broken heart
Wouldn't take your leavin' half as hard
I wouldn't be fallin' this apart
If I was a bar

[Instrumental Break]

[Chorus]
If I was a bar, I'd be a beer can dive
I'd have a little buzz in my neon light
I'd have a sawdust floor and a cover band playin'
With a fiddle and a steel guitar
I wouldn't have this broken heart
Wouldn't take your leavin' half as hard
I wouldn't be fallin' this apart
If I was a bar

[Outro]
I wouldn't be fallin' this apart
If I was a bar, yeah