If I Only Had a Brain by MC 900 Ft. Jesus
If I Only Had a Brain by MC 900 Ft. Jesus

If I Only Had a Brain

MC 900 Ft. Jesus * Track #3 On One Step Ahead of the Spider

If I Only Had a Brain Lyrics

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Suppose I accidentally got my shit together
Would I get a medal?
Or a pat on the back and a little feather
I could stick in my cap or pin it to my shirt
Go out in the yard and poke it in the dirt
Or leave it in the woods where it couldn't be found
If it fell over, would it make a sound?
And if it did, would it be the sound that you like?
Or should I do it over until I get it right?

You say everything I know is wrong
So do me a favor, and play along
For a minute
As the rusty gears turn
Don't be alarmed if you smell something burning upstairs
It's a little BB rolling around in a boxcar
See us together

Maybe it wouldn't be hard to explain
If I only had a brain

Somewhere on a higher mental plain
Somewhere on a higher mental plain
I might learn to come in from the rain
I might learn to come in from the rain
If I had a clue would I still be here with you?
If I had a clue would I still be here with you?
Gee whiz, if I only had a brain
Gee whiz, If I only had a brain

Who's that?
Oh, my little friend Cupid
Wearing a shirt that says "I'm with stupid"
Always nearby wherever I go
He's looking out for me, don't you know

Mr. Excitement, never in a rut
Johnny on the spot with an arrow in the butt
Ouch! I guess your love is true
Now, if I could only get a clue

Somewhere on a higher mental plain
Somewhere on a higher mental plain
I might learn to come in from the rain
I might learn to come in from the rain
If I had a clue would I still be here with you?
If I had a clue would I still be here with you?
Gee whiz, if I only had a brain
Gee whiz, if I only had a brain

Had a brain
Had a brain
Had a brain
Had a brain

If I Only Had a Brain Q&A

Who produced If I Only Had a Brain's ?

If I Only Had a Brain was produced by Rick Rooney.

When did MC 900 Ft. Jesus release If I Only Had a Brain?

MC 900 Ft. Jesus released If I Only Had a Brain on Tue Jun 28 1994.

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