If I’m Gonna Be Sad

[Verse 1]
If I'm bein' honest, I never liked Coors Light
I'd rather drink top shelf with fancy ice
I can't afford it, but it sure sounds nice
Ain't nothin' wrong with wantin' finer things in life

[Pre-Chorus]
They say money won't make me happier
I beg to differ

[Chorus]
If I'm gonna be sad
I'd rather hang my hat on the corner of a grand staircase
Headed out to my yacht
If it's all I got, then I probably wouldn't be bent out of shape
I'd do retail therapy like I won the lottery
My motto would be c'est la vie
If I'm gonna be sad no matter what
I'd rather be cryin' on a million bucks

[Verse 2]
If I could trade it in for a 4x4
I wouldn't have to flirt with my mechanic anymore
I'd quit my job, I'd have a nice day off
Cryin' on vacation instead of cryin' to my boss

[Pre-Chorus]
They say money won't make me happier
I beg to differ

[Chorus]
If I'm gonna be sad
I'd rather hang my hat on the corner of a grand staircase
Headed out to my yacht
If it's all I got, then I probably wouldn't be bent out of shape
I'd do retail therapy like I won the lottery
My motto would be c'est la vie
If I'm gonna be sad no matter what
I'd rather be cryin' on a million bucks

[Bridge]
Now, I'm not sayin' it'll fix everything that's wrong
But it'll help me get along

[Chorus]
If I'm gonna be sad
I'd rather hang my hat on the corner of a grand staircase
Headed out to my yacht
If it's all I got, then I probably wouldn't be bent out of shape
I'd do retail therapy like I won the lottery
My motto would be c'est la vie
If I'm gonna be sad no matter what
I'd rather be cryin' on a million bucks

[Outro]
I'd rather be cryin' on a million bucks
I'd rather be cryin' on a million bucks