If I Had a Tail

[Verse 1]
They call me sassy when I'm strollin' down the street
They call me classy when I'm serving just the best
I can be deadly when I find somebody lovely
And now I'm ready like a kitty in a dress

[Verse 2]
Don't call me mean, I just want someone to love me
Someone to lick my wounds and kiss my aching body
My desperation knows no termination, baby
Now would you love me if I was somebody else?

[Chorus]
Wish I had a tail
Wish I had a tail
'Cause if I did then I would swing it, be swingin' it in front of you
If I had a tail
If I had a tail
Yeah, if I did then I would swing it, be swingin' it in front of you

[Verse 3]
I would swing it to the beat, I'd bе a mover
And everyonе'd be jealous of my tush
I just wanna be the one that makes you drool, eh
Know I'd be a super-duper, cooler, naughty, smoother little puss

[Chorus]
Wish I had a tail
Wish I had a tail
'Cause if I did then I would swing it, be swingin' it in front of you
If I had a tail
If I had a tail
Yeah, if I did then I would swing it, be swingin' it in front of you

[Bridge]
Now don't call me mean, I just want someone to love me
Someone to lick my wounds and kiss my aching body
My desperation knows no termination, baby
Now would you, would you love me if I was somebody else?

[Chorus]
Wish I had a tail
Wish I had a tail
'Cause if I did then I would swing it, be swingin' it in front of you
If I had a tail
If I had a tail
Yeah, if I did then I would swing it, be swingin' it in front of you

[Chorus]
Wish I had a tail
Wish I had a tail
'Cause if I did then I would swing it, be swingin' it in front of you
If I had a tail
If I had a tail
Yeah, if I did then I would swing it, be swingin' it in front of you