If I Don’t Go Now

[WOEBEGONE]
I'd better go now
Before you hate me later
I'm going while the getting's good

[MASQUERADE]
What's your hurry?
What's your worry?
We like having you in the neighbourhood!

[WOEBEGONE]
But if I don't go now
You're gonna hate me later
No matter what I do it goes wrong

[MASQUERADE]
Don't be foolish
Don't act mulish
Here is where you belong!

[WOEBEGONE]
Maybe you're right
Why should I move?

[MASQUERADE]
Don't be uptight
Things will improve!
We think you're just swell
And we'll think so later

[GINGERBREAD]
No matter come what may

[WOEBEGONE]
You would like

[MASQUERADE and GINGERBREAD]
Cross our hearts and hope to die!

[WOEBEGONE]
Oh, great!
Teriff!
I'll stay!