If Fast Food Restaurants Had A Rap Battle.. (Part 2)

[Verse 1: Starbucks]
Best
We're the best
There will ever be
We got the whole world drinking
Starbucks coffee
All you other fast food
You're just way too pricey
In this battle we're about to
Spill a Venti iced tea
Cause we cold
But you know
We bring the heat every day
And we don't discriminate
You know this ain't Chick-Fil-A
We open every single week
Even Sunday
It's 2019...
Who still eats at Subway??
You got empty lines
You know we got rows and rows
You used to makе cheap subs
Yeah I kinda miss those
You'rе about to lose my service
You know how this goes
Forget you
I'mma take my money down to Quiznos
We bringing in the bucks
We got our logo up on planes
Trains, cars, and trucks
We got a fresh bakery
All that other food sucks
We're just as rich as Jeffree
That's why they call us Starbucks
We are everywhere you go
You won't ever have to search
When you taste our coffee
You will finally see
How much we're worth
Takin' over the world
Been #1 since our birth
We're on every corner
That's on every street
That's on our Earth
You got beat to the ground
No one will break it up
And just like our drinks
We know how to shake ya up
I think that you could use some coffee
Here, take a cup!
You fell asleep in this battle
We can wake ya up

[Verse 2: Subway]
Monday
Through Sunday
Passing out sandwiches
Fast like a subway
Roasting you down to the ground
That's a fun day
People don't go to Starbucks
When they hungry
Maybe sell food
That's the trick
Maybe then Starbucks
Will be what they pick
You keep changing up the menu
Cause your drinks won't stick
I got every kind of bread
And a footlong
Sub
We got grub
We got every type of sub
We ain't takin' no L's
We take every type of dub
I'mma roast you with my rhymes
I'mma end you with my puns
Call me Nicki Manaj
Cause all you girls are my sons
I am not a fan
You will never see me with that pink
The only thing I'll ever order
Is a Grande.. wink wink..
Then I'll empty out the cup
I'mma pour it down the sink
How you say your fast food
If you only sell drinks?
We been sorry for competition
Wishin' them luck
We been thinkin' of a slogan
Eat Fresh just stuck
You wouldn't know fast food
If it hit you with a truck
Came out with metal straws
Cause your customers suck
You're nothing but a drink
I'm the one with fame
You're going broke soon
I'm the one to blame
You should be battling Dunkin'
Just stay in your lane
I'm getting millions of subs
Like my name is Shane

[Verse 3: KFC]
Messin' you ain't messin'
With the KFC
Cause our fast food chicken
Is the one to beat
You're about to get destroyed
So just take a seat
We're about to spill facts
Call it KFT
We're the most known
Chicken place on the streets
And no other restaurant
Will be able to repeat
We're gonna diss you so hard
We're about to bring the heat
Chick-Fil-A is okay
But they can't compete
We punched out their prices
And their sales were kicking
But it's our food
That the customers be picking
Our food is bomb, it's so good
You know it's Finger Licking
You're about to get flame roasted
Harder than our chicken
You're so fricken out of style
And it's not okay
You have potential to be good
But not today
The difference between KFC
And Chick-Fil-A
Is that we treat our customers
Even if their gay
We got the highest quality
And your food is sucky
We taste like real chicken
You taste like a plastic rubber ducky
Can't believe you're still open
Consider yourself lucky
Cause you wouldn't last a single
Second back down in Kentucky
We're sorry for the disses
We're not trying to be rude
But we invented chicken
You're about to get sued
You're a homophobic
Probably racist
Really hateful dude
You're so homophobic
You're the Donald Trump of fast food

[Verse 4: Chick-Fil-A]
Let me see who I'm battling today
A little sandwich shop
And a man who's old and grey
Colonel Sanders, I'm surprised
That you're out to play
You invented KFC
But your wife eats Chick-Fil-A
Making money by the pound
Yeah I'm flexin' every day
How am I making more money
Than you even on Sunday
I bet you cry every time
I open back on Monday
Your sandwiches are dirty
Guess that's why they call you Subway
Wanna eat fresh?
I'm the freshest sis
Wanna eat good?
You know I'm the best there is
Wanna make a lot of money?
Then invest in this
Wanna try eating chicken?
I invented it
Want that good food come to me
Stay away from KFC
Maybe they'd be good
If we were living back in '83
Come to Chick-Fil-A
If you wanna try chicken
Come to KFC
If you wanna eat a live chicken
I'm the talk of the town
For my famous fried chicken
I'm the main course
Sorry
You're Kentucky Side Chicken