If Fast Food Restaurants Had A Rap Battle..

[Verse 1: Burger King]
What is this?
Battle of the burgers?
Y'all are insane
To think that you are better
When the word "king"
In my name
All y'all food is oily
We been knew
That's spoiled tea
Sorry you cannot compete
Cause Burger King
Invented royalty
Wendy you're a restaurant?
That's gotta be pretend
Cause last that I remember
You were Peter Pan's best friend
I think that it just hit her
That I am the winner
I'm famous for my burgers
You're just famous for Twitter
Now let's talk about
The over-rated Taco Bell
Your food is just the worst
And you're the devil
Of the Taco Hell
Oops too bad my taco fell
I'm Apple
And you're Taco Dell
Our cardboard crowns
Aren't as cardboard
As your taco shells
I only speak the truth
And your food is just strange
Have you ever thought of
Using real meat for a change?
Alright who's next?
M... M... McDonald's!
We meet again
Since we're talking bout meat
Yours is just pretend
Your my biggest competition
But you're also the worst
You think you invented burgers?
Little did you know I did it first
Talk about health
What have you done?
Your food is like a
Mc'heart attack in a bun
That's all I have for now
I'll see you on another day
Keep on serving up trash
I'll keep on having it my way

[Verse 2: Taco Bell]
Taco Bell
Taco Bell
What's better than Taco Bell
Call us a prison
Because our tacos
Will always cell
My apologies
That was just a little pun
I didn't come here to fight
I came to have a little fun
Don't know why I'm even here
Think I already won
I got more than just a burger
Gotta Think Outside The Bun
Everybody knows that I'm the one
For a late night snack
Once you've had some fun
Sorry Wendy's
You been cancelled
McDonald's you're done
You're so unhealthy
Think it's time you go
On a Mc'run
Why do you still call yourself
The Burger King?
It's like being Mariah
And claiming you can still sing
You got a royal name
But it don't mean a thing
I've tasted your burgers
I'd say you're hardly a king..
That's all I got for now
I hope that you all see
That I'm just the best
And that's just the tea
Did I forget someone?
How rude could I be?
Sorry Wendy, guess you just
Got too irrelevant for me

[Verse 3: Wendy's]
Listen up ladies
All hail queen Wendy
The only fast food joint
That is actually trendy
I got the best tasting patties
And for just a penny
Burger King is losing customers
But I got plenty
Taco Bell thinks their cool
With tacos ready to eat
But their burritos are trash
And they just taste like feet
Is it even a taco
If it's not real meat?
Sending you furniture shopping
You need to take a seat
All y'all using frozen patties
Like you're testing it
Half the world is vegan
I got the rest of it
Wendy's will rise
Yeah I am sensin' it
Twitter.com?
You know I invented it
We callin' out orders
Faster than the speed of Sonic
There is a list of best restaurants
And you know I'm on it
I'm better than all y'all
And you know that's honest
Got my own page on Twitter
And I made it iconic

[Verse 4: McDonald's]
I am the fast food
All of you should be afraid of
Now let me take this
Opportunity
To show you what I'm made of
Burger King
You will always be
My biggest hater
But these are real french fries
That's just a burnt potato
You gotta lot of nerve
To be up here battling me
You are a snake
But you ain't up in here
Rattling me
Take a good look at me
Tell me what you see
The number one food chain
Something you'll never be
Your food should just be free
I am a 10
And Taco Bell
Is just a 3
Your food is trash
My food is a masterpiece
In your building
People starve
And in mine they feast
Don't get me started on Wendy
That place is just a dump
Cut off both of her pigtails
And she resembles
Donald Trump
She's the Trump of fast food
I am the Abe Lincoln
Wendy's for closure?
How'd you know
That's what I'm thinking
First ever fast food
Come at me
Yeah you love my food
Don't pretend
You haven't had me
You can call me names
All you want
Call me "McFatty"
But I invented fast food
Who's your McDaddy?
I got a lesson for you all
Here's what I got to say
You can argue all you want
But McDonald's will slay
I been the number 1
Since the dawn of day
So don't ever forget
Micky D paved the way