Ida-ho

And funny things happen to Ida
When little boys look her way
She's not afraid to say hello
It's just one of her funny days

Give her the key and she's ready to fire
Burn like garbage in the can
She's not colonial or European
Ida ho is just an English man

The mocking monkey isn't talking anymore
Ida lurks behind every door
Give her the key and she's ready to fire
She's a native and she understands
Americana the son of Sam
Cakes and wine and a little sunshine
She has no heart but a lot of soul

Oh the mocking monkey doesn't talk anymore
Ida lurks behind every door
No wise tonight to show them fight

Everything in heaven so fine, the meat men are incredibly kind
A public revenge will always get you in the end that's the mess that scalpels make

She stalks through the streets cheek by jowl
Cheek by jowl, and an awful scowl
That's a nice new dress yes mama chose best

And funny things happen to Ida ho, when the big boys say hello no, no, don't mess with the girl with a name like Ida Ho

Everything in heaven so fine
The meat men are incredibly kind
A public revenge will always get you in the end
That's the mess that scalpels make

What's wrong with those people out there

Do those anxious swordsmen go mad en masse, no Ida ho is saying mass

Pay your respects with another cigarette

Everything in heaven so fine
The meat men are incredibly kind
A public revenge will always get you in the end
That's the mess that scalpels make

She walks through the streets and she's ready to fire, Ida laughs with an awful howl. No jockstrap flags and no more rules no kick ass laughs from the golden mule

Look what a mess, yes mama knows best

Everything in heaven so fine
The meat men are incredibly kind
A public revenge will always get you in the end
That's the mess that scalpels make

Everything in heaven so fine
The meat men are incredibly kind
A public revenge will always get you in the end
That's the mess that scalpels make