Another hour and I'll be leaving
Across the street and down the lane
And by the wall, she'll be waiting -
When I get there I'll call her name
I'd fall at her feet
On the busiest street
It wouldn't matter who was there
I just wouldn't care
With strangers watching me
I'd get down on my knees
I'd crawl on the floor
I'd do that tonight
I'd do all that and more
Another drink and I'll be ready
Another half, another beer
Then I'll go, I'll get there early
And just as soon as she appears -
I'll fall at her feet
Just the moment we meet
People might stop and stare
But I really won't care
I've had a drink or two
There's nothing I can do
It's out of my hands -
The truth is tonight
I'm just too drunk to stand
Forgive me tonight
I'm too drunk to stand