ICUP

[Intro]
Whats that sound

[Verse]
Quit making those phony calls
My boney balls will leave ya enthralled
My cheeks are primed for gassin
One so hard you won't have a mouth for askin

Why I fart so long
And why I spit a mile
And why my second run
Really takes a while

Yes a trial so back bending
Just for less output
For half of that time
I coulda cleaned my foot

[Bridge]
Whats in it for me
A quart of pee
Shoo-wee that's icky

I'll bargain 20 euro for ya bro
No I'm just kidding you piss selling weirdo
Where did we go

Why am I is
Why did it come to this
What the piss (ahem, *brap*)

I think I need to go
I smell pretty bad
Oh you can't smell it
You're on the other end of the screen
So be glad

[Verse]
I could for some apple juice
Oh what is this
A yummy jug of drank before me
Oh wait that's piss

Why is it always me
Why am I the struggler
I guess that's what I get
For hiring a kinky butler

It's all just jokes
I don't mean to offend
Comedy and music is the perfect blend
Are, are

It's key to life and you shouldn't be complaining
Before I hold my vacuum to your dick
And start draining

[Outro]
What the fuck
What the fuck are you talking about
I'm not a famile guy
My legs work perfectly fine
And I'm not fat like peter
Y'know what
This is some fuckin bullshit
I'm gonna go jerk off

(BEEP)